Jos louis (a cream filled chocolate snack) and Half Moons (a smaller cream filled snack eaten by calorie counting porpoises) are in trouble. There's a new contender, It's a snack-cake and it's called an Igor!
Igor! I love that name. An Igor is a cake that looks like a little monkey. But tastes like a cake! Finally a monkey shaped snack that isn't an animal cracker. It really ticks me off that the snack food industry isn't replete with more exotic animals that have Russian first names.
Controversy.
Igor cakes were banned for 18 months after Saputo ( the creators of Igor) pleaded guilty for advertising that targeted children or something really really stupid like that or something I think...kay? This is the new twinkie okay, and it will not be stopped. It's even good for you!
*“Accompanied by fruit and milk product, Igor from Vachon constitutes a delicious and nutritious snack.” *
Accompanied by an adult I can go see a PG-13 movie.
Accompanied by a parole officer I can see my daddy.
Accompanied by fruit and milk I can have a nourishing goodie in the form of an IGOR!
I Choose You! IGORKACHU!
Some may see this and think Igor's aren't actually healthy. The only real healthy part is the milk and fruit. They may even be taking advantage of children and seniors. Well who hasn't lied to a kid before? You have, I have, John Wayne Gacy has...my point is that most people just simply want kids to shut up and shove something in there mouth. I Am behind this company 110%. Besides they even came out with an Igor dance to help kids battle obesity from eating there products. Now if that's not noble than I'm going to be very upset for 2 and a half days.
Hear are pictures of me participating in the challenging but rewarding Igor dance.
Cheers to a healthy life:)